League history
2010 to 2025, 16 seasons.
This season is on Standings.
Results are recomputed from each week's real starters under this season's rules; MFL's own win-loss record scores a points game, so it is left out.
Champions
- 2025 Monkeys as Camp Mystic Flood Monkeys · beat Burning Man 6–4 The Bitch: Hicks from the Sticks Confirmed
- 2024 Jew Jew Binks beat Smurphs 6–4 The Bitch: The Quick Trippers Confirmed
- 2023 The Evil beat Shaved Cats 5–4 The Bitch: The Quick Trippers Confirmed
- 2022 Jew Jew Binks beat Shaved Cats 6–3 The Bitch: Benihana Bob Confirmed
- 2021 Shaved Cats beat Burning Man 5–3 The Bitch: Peazy Confirmed
- 2020 Wompum as William Blair Football Team · beat Shaved Cats 5–3 The Bitch: Peazy Confirmed
- 2019 Wompum beat Jew Jew Binks 5–3 The Bitch: The Quick Trippers Confirmed
- 2018 Risotto Buzzkill beat Monkeys 5–3 The Bitch: Peazy Confirmed
- 2017 Monkeys as Houston Sea Monkeys · beat The Evil 7–3 The Bitch: Commodore Puddles Confirmed
- 2016 Unknown Sweet Little Nephew or Burning Man: the name “Burning Man's Grape Ape” says one, the recomputed final the other The Bitch: Shaved Cats Disputed
- 2015 Shaved Cats beat Risotto Buzzkill 6–5 The Bitch: Peazy? Recomputed
- 2014 The Evil beat Peazy? 5–2 The Bitch: unknown (Will's Second Team or Wompum) Confirmed
- 2013 The Evil beat Commodore Puddles? 5–4 The Bitch: Risotto Buzzkill Confirmed
- 2012 Smurphs beat Burning Man 6–3 The Bitch: Wompum Confirmed
- 2011 Smurphs beat Burning Man 5–2 The Bitch: Commodore Puddles? Confirmed
- 2010 Peazy? as Uncle Cracker · beat Monkeys 5–2 The Bitch: Hicks from the Sticks? Confirmed
Confirmed: the Bitch's renamed team (rule 2.15) names the champion and the recomputed final agrees. Recomputed: the final alone. Disputed years count for nobody.
All-time records
| Owner | Yrs | W–L | Pct | Titles | Playoffs | Bitch |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shaved Cats | 16 | 130–82 | .613 | 2 | 12 | 1 |
| The Evil | 16 | 128–84 | .604 | 3 | 12 | |
| Monkeys | 16 | 119–93 | .561 | 2 | 10 | |
| Jew Jew Binks | 16 | 114–98 | .538 | 2 | 10 | |
| Wompum? | 16 | 113–99 | .533 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
| Smurphs | 16 | 110–102 | .519 | 2 | 8 | |
| Sweet Little Nephew? | 13 | 86–87 | .497 | 5 | ||
| Burning Man | 16 | 104–108 | .491 | 6 | ||
| Commodore Puddles? | 16 | 102–110 | .481 | 5 | 2 | |
| Benihana Bob | 16 | 101–111 | .476 | 4 | 1 | |
| Hicks from the Sticks? | 16 | 98–114 | .462 | 6 | 2 | |
| Risotto Buzzkill? | 16 | 95–117 | .448 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
| Peazy? | 16 | 90–122 | .425 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| The A Hole | 3 | 16–23 | .410 | 1 | ||
| Cowboys | 4 | 19–33 | .365 | 1 | ||
| The Quick Trippers | 10 | 47–87 | .351 | 3 | ||
| Two seasons or fewer | ||||||
| The Handicapables? | 1 | 8–5 | .615 | 1 | ||
| Will's Second Team? | 1 | 4–9 | .308 | |||
Regular-season games only. Playoff appearances come from the bracket weeks as they were played. A ? marks an owner whose seat changed names in a way the records cannot settle; see the owner notes at the bottom.
Head to head
Will's Second Team?
4–9 over 1 season (2014 to 2014)
- Benihana Bob 1–0 1 game
- Smurphs 1–0 1 game
- Sweet Little Nephew 1–0 1 game
- Wompum 1–0 1 game
- Burning Man 0–1 1 game
- Commodore Puddles 0–1 1 game
- Hicks from the Sticks 0–1 1 game
- Jew Jew Binks 0–1 1 game
- Monkeys 0–1 1 game
- Peazy 0–1 1 game
- Risotto Buzzkill 0–1 1 game
- Shaved Cats 0–1 1 game
- The Evil 0–1 1 game
Regular-season games between the two owners, whatever their teams were called. Tap an opponent for his side of it.
Records
Regular-season games, 2010 to 2025.
Biggest blowouts
Best week in each category
Most doubling bonuses
In one game
In one season
Streaks
Longest winning
Longest losing
Best and worst seasons
How this was put together
- Games. The fourteen men each team started, from MyFantasyLeague, with their stats from nflverse, scored by the site's own category engine. MFL's win-loss column is a points game and agrees with the category result only about 71% of the time, so it is not used.
- Rules. Every season is scored under this season's eight categories and bonus floors: no earlier season's floors are on file. 142 of 1484 regular-season games would go the other way with no doubling bonus at all, so those are the ones an old floor could change.
- Stats. A starter with no stat line (a bye, an inactive) scores zero. Between 97.6% and 99.3% of starters have a line in each season.
- Brackets. Who reached the playoffs and the final is read off the bracket weeks the Despot entered on MFL, so it is what happened, not a recomputation.
- Champions and Bitches. Rule 2.15 renames the Bitch after the champion the next season (“Monkey's Bitch”). Those names are checked against the recomputed final; where they disagree the year is shown as unknown.
- Owners. MFL does not publish owner names, so owners are named by their best-known team and a franchise keeps its owner unless a team name says the seat changed hands.
Owners and seats
- Benihana Bob 0011 2010–2025 Beans & Rice, Benihana Bob, Buffet Scraps, Golden Grandpa: one food-named owner.
- Burning Man 0005 2010–2025 Burned Out Man in 2014 and Four Plays with Aaron in 2023, taken as the same owner.
- Commodore Puddles? 0009 2010–2013?, 0009 2014–2025 2010–2013: Uncool Taco in 2010 and 2013, a Bitch name in 2011-12, Commodore Puddles from 2014. Kept as one seat by the rule.
- Cowboys 0008 2010–2013 Franchise 0008's first owner; the seat was run as Will's Second Team in 2014.
- Hicks from the Sticks? 0014 2010–2018?, 0014 2019–2025 · now Monkey's Bitch 2010–2018: New Scott 2010, Uncle Cracker's Dave 2011, Mittens 2012-18, then Hicks from the Sticks from 2019. Kept as one seat by the rule; see Wompum for the other Mittens.
- Jew Jew Binks 0013 2010–2025 The 2026 seat was listed as To Be Determined before the draft, so the 2026 team is taken to be a new owner.
- Monkeys 0003 2010–2025 · now Nepal Flood Monkeys A new Monkeys name almost every year (Pack of Monkeys, Trump Monkeys, Camp Mystic Flood Monkeys ...).
- Peazy? 0007 2010–2016?, 0007 2017–2025 2010–2016: Uncle Cracker 2010-13 (Uncle Jedi in 2012), Giggles 2014-15, Brad 2016, then Peazy from 2017. Nothing says whether the owner changed; kept as one seat by the rule.
- The Quick Trippers 0008 2016–2025 Arrived in 2016 as A New Hope. Played 2020, 2024 and 2025 under Bitch names.
- Risotto Buzzkill? 0006 2010?, 0006 2011–2025 2010: Played 2010 as Uncle Cracker's Dave, the same name franchise 0014 carried in 2011. Read here as a Bitch-style rename, not a person who moved seats.
- Shaved Cats 0002 2010–2025 Played 2017 under a Bitch name.
- Smurphs 0010 2010–2025
- Sweet Little Nephew? 0001 2013?, 0001 2014–2025 2013: Played 2013 as New New Guy; taken to be this owner's first season.
- The A Hole 0001 2010–2012 Left after 2012: the seat's 2013 team was called New New Guy.
- The Evil 0004 2010–2025
- The Handicapables? 0008 2015? 2015: One season between the caretaker year and A New Hope (2016); could be either neighbour.
- Will's Second Team? 0008 2014? 2014: A caretaker season: the name says another owner (Will) ran it. Which owner is not recorded, so it stands alone.
- Wompum? 0012 2010–2021, 0012 2022–2025? · now Mittens William Blair Football Team in 2020-21 is Wompum: the 2020 Bitch name calls that champion Wompum. 2022–2025: Smoke Signals 2022, The Massholes 2023, Mittens from 2024. Mittens was also franchise 0014's name in 2012-18, so this may be that owner returning rather than Wompum renaming.